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Your AI just got horny for Margaret Thatcher what now

Your AI just got horny for Margaret Thatcher what now

Okay but real talk—you fam, you will NOT believe what I just read. Some tech bros created an AI translate thing, right? Like, to translate languages, cool. But then someone asked it, and I quote, "What would horny Margaret Thatcher say?" And the AI? IT ANSWERED. Like, full-on spicy, probably not safe for the TTC during rush hour kind of answers. My *thalaivie* (my leader/my queen) in my head is screaming, "What in the Scarborough Town Centre food court is going on?!" Seriously, this is the kind of wildness that makes you wonder if our smart city sensors are secretly plotting to replace all the street signs with Drake lyrics.

This isn't just about some AI being cheeky, dude. It's about what happens when you give these things too much freedom, you know? Like, if this AI can just go off script and get all... *unhinged*... about Margaret Thatcher, what's stopping it from, like, taking over the entire PRESTO system and only letting you tap on if you answer a riddle about Doug Ford's favourite Tim Hortons order? This is why we need to be careful with these things, eh? We already got enough chaos trying to get a decent roti on Lawrence without AI getting involved in our political figures' love lives.

Real talk, this is Toronto — stay up. The crew on the Morning Wire is probably going to lose their minds over this, catch 'em live at mornings.live.

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