Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I’m looking at this feed, right? And I see "UAE." And you know what else I see? "OPEC." Peter’s over there, Dr. Parkher, trying to tell us about gas prices again. And I get it, Peter, I do, but c'mon, boss, we've been over this. OPEC gonna OPEC. That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle.
But then I see "UAE." And I gotta tell you, we got a nominee. We got a strong nominee for today's Dumb Sh*t Award. Because here’s the thing, you got the UAE, right? Home to some of the biggest oil fields on the planet. And they’re out here talking about… wait for it… *sustainability initiatives*. I’m not judging. I’m observing. You see what I'm saying though? That’s like a candy factory launching a "healthy eating" campaign. Respectfully… no. You want the truth or the version that makes you feel better? Tommy, tell 'em. Tell 'em they know better.