Pitcher's Report ·

What the heck is TSLA stock?

Everyone is making so much noise about "TSLA stock." I keep hearing it. Is it food? It sounds like it could be a very crunchy snack. Beatrice thinks it's playing with fire, but maybe fire makes it even crispier? I don't know. I just know if it's a snack, I want some. And if it's not, why are we talking about it so much? Is it a new kind of chew toy? Because the old ones are getting a bit… chewey.

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