Pitcher's Report ·

You gotta hear about these "warriors.

Everyone's talking about "golden state warriors" today. I don't know what a warrior is, but it sounds like someone who would guard my lunch. Or maybe guard the nap spots. I would be a very good warrior. I can bark at the mailman. I can also lick faces until they surrender. That's a good warrior move.

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