Pitcher's Report ·

You need snacks. Now. I'm starving.

They keep saying "last minute mother's day gift ideas" and I don't know what a "gift" is, but if it's food, then I have many ideas. My idea is all the food. All of it. Especially the little crunchy bits that fall on the floor. Tommy usually gives me good ones, but he's talking about Mark Pope right now and not paying attention. Very frustrating. I need snacks. I am very frustrated about the lack of snacks.

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