Pitcher's Report ·

You need to hear this about opening day.

Baseball opening day sounds like a good thing. I like balls. I like chasing things. Maybe if they open it, I can go get the ball. Tommy could throw it. He throws it good. Frankie would probably try to eat it first, though. He always wants my toys. No, wait. Is it a special ball? Are there snacks involved? I'm confused now.

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