Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. We got a nominee. We got a *strong* nominee for today's Dumb Sh*t Award. And I'm looking at this feed, right? I'm seeing "Phoebe Bridgers presale." Tommy, Tommy, are you KIDDING me? People are out here refreshing Ticketmaster for *presale* tickets? For a *presale*? You're already hyped for a ticket that isn't even a real ticket yet? That's like getting excited about the trailer for a movie that won't come out for two years, and then you gotta pay to see the trailer! What are we doing? You're chasing an *idea* of a ticket, a digital ghost, and Ticketmaster is just… laughing. Laughing all the way to the bank, cashing in on your anticipation. That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle. And it's a dumb one. Tommy, hit the button. HIT the button. Tell 'em I'm right.
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You're a clown for presale tickets. Seriously.
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