Pitcher's Report ·

You're already a Monte Carlo Master, kinda.

Everyone is talking about something called the Monte Carlo Masters. I don't know what a master is but I feel like I'm already a master of naps. Also a master of finding crumbs. And a master of getting tummy rubs from Tommy. Maybe I'm already a Monte Carlo Master. What do you even win? More naps? Because I am very good at that.

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