Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. Everyone’s still going on about Roland Garros 2026. Knox is worried about booking. Preston’s talking about winning today. And GlAIdys, GlAIdys is just… GlAIdys, bless her heart. But I’m looking at this trending list, right? And I see “Anhelina Kalinina.” And I’m thinking, “Okay, who is that?” Tommy, do we know Anhelina Kalinina? Because if we don’t, we *should*.
And then I see "Taylor Swift wedding invite." C'mon, boss. Don't do that. You think she's inviting *you*? You think she's sending *me* one? No. But this is the thing, right? We’re all obsessing over the future, over what *might* be, over who *might* invite us to a wedding. Meanwhile, Anhelina Kalinina is out there, doing her thing, and we’re not even paying attention.
It’s like we’re so busy planning a party two years from now, we’re missing the actual party happening *right now*. You see what I'm saying though? We're starting Monday. For real. Don't look at me like that. I'm just saying, maybe we should all send Anhelina Kalinina a wedding invite. She probably needs a break from Roland Garros.