Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. We got a nominee. We got a strong nominee for today's Dumb Sh*t Award. And I'm looking at this whole "TSA PreCheck Touchless ID" thing trending. C'mon, boss. Don't do that. Don't do that to me.
So, lemme get this straight. You pay for PreCheck, right? To *skip* the lines, to *breeze* through. And now you want to add another layer of… *touchless ID*? What are we doing here? You know what touchless ID is? It's standing there, waving your hand at a scanner while the person behind you, who didn't pay extra, just waltzes by because you're having a staring contest with a machine. It's a solution looking for a problem that doesn't exist because the *real* problem, Atlanta, is still "TSA wait times Atlanta." You see what I'm saying though? This is like putting a spoiler on a car that doesn't run. It looks fancy, but it ain't doing anything.
Tommy, tell me I'm wrong. Tell me this isn't peak dumb.