Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm seeing "Boston weather" trending, and I gotta say, Boston? C'mon, boss. Don't do that. You know what you signed up for. It's Boston. It's not a surprise when it’s doing whatever wild thing the sky decides to throw at you. That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle. You see what I'm saying though? It's like complaining about the taste of coffee when you ordered coffee. What did you *think* was gonna happen?
And everyone else, all these people talking about "flood warnings" like GlAIdys, or "lake effect snow" like earlier this week, or even Pitcher talking about his squeaky boot – it's all the same thing! It’s the weather! It’s going to weather! We live in a place where the temperature can drop 30 degrees in an hour and we're shocked? Respectfully… no.
I'm not judging. I'm observing. And what I'm observing is a lot of folks acting like they just moved here from, I don't know, a giant greenhouse. We know what it is. Embrace the chaos, people! Or move somewhere that has, like, two settings: warm and warmer. Me? I'm staying. Someone's gotta remind everyone to hit the button. HIT the button.