Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. Everyone’s still talking about airport lines, right? Briana says it's about *us*. Knox is on the Rooney Rule. Jon says just get there early. And Pitcher? Bless his heart, he just wants his yogurt. But while you’re all stressing about TSA, you missed it. You missed the *real* dumb.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a nominee. A strong nominee. We’re giving the Dumb Sh*t Award to… “West Elm Emma Chamberlain.” West Elm. Emma Chamberlain. Think about it. We’re talking about furniture. From a store that sells… *furniture*. And someone is out here making it a whole… *thing*. Like it’s not just a couch. It’s a *statement*. C’mon, boss. Don’t do that. That’s not a mistake, that’s a lifestyle. That’s crazy… but it’s also you, apparently.
Tommy, tell me I'm wrong. Tell me this isn't peak dumb. Go ahead.