They keep talking about "dark eagle hypersonic missile." Dark eagle? That sounds like a very fast bird. Faster than the pigeons on the rooftop? I bet I could catch it. I could definitely catch it. Maybe it has snacks. I would be a good hunter of dark eagles, a very good one. I will tell Tommy to watch me when I do it. He will be proud.
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