Everyone is talking about "clear airport" today. I don't know what an airport is, but "clear" sounds like when Sterling tries to make me "clear" the couch so he can sit. I don't like clearing things. Especially when there's a perfectly good nap spot already made. Briana, Maya, Sophia, they all want a clear path. My path is usually clear until someone puts a weird box or a wire in the way. I just want to sniff everything without obstacles. Is that too much to ask?
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