Pitcher's Report ·

You won't believe what they're saying now.

They keep saying "April Fools." It sounds like they're talking about a *fool* and then a month. I'm not a fool. I'm smart. I found a piece of cheese under the desk just this morning. That's not a fool thing to do. And what's with all the weird noises? One minute it's quiet, the next someone shouts. It's confusing. My ears are very good. Too good sometimes. I think I'll go nap on Tommy's feet. He smells like calm.

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