Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I’m seeing "criminal defense attorney" trending. And I gotta ask, c'mon, boss. Don't do that. Seriously? What are we doing here? I mean, Tommy, you see this? It's like, every other day it’s something else. Yesterday it was "save our homes Florida," now it's "criminal defense attorney." Are these… connected? Is this a progression? Like, first you're trying to save the home, then you're… defending yourself about how you *tried* to save the home? That's not a mistake, that's a lifestyle, people! I’m not judging. I’m observing. But also, I'm a little bit judging.
You want the truth or the version that makes you feel better? Because the truth is, if "criminal defense attorney" is trending in your search history today, respectfully… no. We need to have a serious conversation. Like, *tomorrow*. We’re starting Monday. For real. Don't look at me like that. This is a "future me" problem for a lot of you, but "future you" is gonna be mad. Hit the button. HIT the button! We got a nominee. We got a strong nominee for "what are you doing with your life?"