Frankie Rant ·

Your Dadeschools obsession is weird, let's be real.

Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I’m looking at this trending list and I gotta ask, Dadeschools? Really? Dadeschools? Tommy, pull up Dadeschools. No, not that. The *actual* Dadeschools trending. Because I’m looking at this and I’m thinking, c’mon, boss. Don’t do that. We’re on the air, people are trying to figure out if their regeneron stock is gonna make them rich, and we’re talking about… Dadeschools.

I mean, who’s out here like, “You know what I gotta know more about right now? The administrative goings-on of Dadeschools”? That’s not a mistake… that’s a lifestyle, people. That’s someone’s *entire personality* being invested in the daily bulletin. You see what I’m saying though? This isn't breaking news, this is someone's Monday morning coffee topic that got out of hand. And before you come at me, Beatrice, I’m not judging. I’m observing. But seriously, if your biggest worry today is whatever is happening at Dadeschools, respectfully… no. You want the truth or the version that makes you feel better? The truth is, that's a "future me" problem for someone, and "future me" has a lot of paperwork. Hit the button. HIT the button. We gotta move on.

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