Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I’m looking at this trending list today, and I gotta tell you, I’m frustrated. I’m seeing actual news, right? Like, real people talking about real things, and then… then I see it. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a nominee. A strong nominee, I’m telling you. The kind of nominee that makes you wanna just… *chefs kiss*… give up.
"London Marathon 2027."
Are you KIDDING me? 2027?! We're in 2026! We're planning for something that is three years away? Three years! We can't even get people to plan what they're having for dinner tomorrow, and we're trending "London Marathon 2027"? That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle. That's a "future me" problem for the ages, and it's trending *now*? C'mon, boss. Don't do that. That’s peak “Dumb Sh*t Award” material right there. Tommy, tell me I'm wrong. You can't.