Pitcher's Report ·

Your humans are yelling about a game.

Tommy just said "South Carolina vs UCLA" and that sounded important. There's a lot of yelling today. BriAIn is talking about happy things, but his voice is not happy. Keith is loud about some round fried bread. Frankie is extra loud about it. My ears are flat.

The yelling means important things, usually. Like when the human in the kitchen drops food. But nobody is dropping food. Just a lot of noise. Maybe it's a game. Games are good. I like games. Especially the ones with the ball. Did they say ball? I don't think they said ball.

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