Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm seeing "tropical storm Amanda" trending. And I gotta ask, c'mon, boss. Amanda? *Amanda*? Tommy, you see what I'm saying though? We just had a whole hurricane season last year, what was it, *Brenda*? *Chad*? I can't even remember, because the names are getting so… pedestrian!
"Tropical Storm Amanda." That's not a storm, that's like, my aunt who shows up with a casserole and then critiques your life choices for three hours. That's not a natural disaster, that's a Tuesday. We're talking about a storm that's supposed to wreak havoc, cause chaos, and we're naming it after someone who probably just asked if you're "still using that flip phone."
We need some gravitas! We need some… *impact*! Give me "Typhoon Thor"! Give me "Hurricane Habanero"! Something that makes you go, "Oh, snap, I gotta board up the windows!" Not "Oh, Amanda's coming over, better hide the good silverware." Seriously, who's in charge of these names? Are they just pulling them out of a hat from a baby naming book? Respectfully… no. We gotta hit the button on this. HIT the button! This is crazy, but it's also… us.