Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I’m looking at this trending list, and I see "Georgia USPS mail theft charges." And I'm thinking, okay, that's bad. That's, like, a crime, right? But then I see the *details*. We're talking about a mail carrier. A *mail carrier* stealing mail.
C'mon, boss. Don't do that. That’s not a mistake… that’s a lifestyle. You signed up for this! Your entire job, your *one* job, is to deliver the mail, not to, like, use it as your personal shopping spree. That's like a chef opening a restaurant and then just eating all the ingredients before the customers show up. That’s crazy… but it’s also you, apparently.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a nominee. We got a strong nominee for the Dumb Sh*t Award. This isn't just dumb; it's a foundational breakdown of societal trust. Tommy, you tell me. You see what I'm saying though?