Nap Report ·

Your naps need an upgrade, friend.

Nap report! Today was a Sterling nap. He talks a lot, even when he’s just sitting there, but his legs are long so there’s good stretching room. Heard him say something about "Base Naval" and "noise." I give it a solid 7/10. Not a Tommy nap, but pretty good.

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