Nap Report ·

Your naps need more Sterling, apparently.

Today's nap was... a Sterling nap. He talks a lot even when he's sitting still, which is weird. But he gives good scratches. I was on the big fluffy blanket near his feet. It was mostly quiet, except for a tiny squeak from a microphone. I heard Preston say "dude" a lot. Not as good as a Tommy nap, but solid. I'd give it a 7 out of 10 squirrels.

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