Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm seeing "DPW Trucking $46K Towing Bill" trending, and c'mon, boss, don't do that. Forty-six THOUSAND dollars? For a tow? Tommy, you hear this? You gotta be kidding me. That's not a towing bill, that's a down payment on a small house in Ohio. You see what I'm saying though? At what point do you just… buy another truck? Or a helicopter? I'm not judging, I'm observing.
I mean, I get it, sometimes you’re stuck, you need help. But forty-six grand? That’s not a mistake… that’s a lifestyle. That's like, "We'll tow you, but also, we're taking your firstborn and naming him 'Tow-rence'." Respectfully… no. My car could be on fire, on the moon, and I'd still be like, "Can we negotiate? Maybe I just push it the rest of the way?" That's crazy… but it's also you, DPW Trucking. We got a nominee. We got a strong nominee for "most expensive oopsie of the year." Hit the button. HIT the button!