Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. We got a nominee. We got a *strong* nominee for today's Dumb Sh*t Award. And Tommy, you're gonna love this, buddy. You are gonna love it.
I'm looking at the feed right now, and what do I see? "Justin Moore touring break." Justin Moore. Touring break. Now, I'm not here to knock the man's music. Fine. But a *touring break*? Is that really what we're trending? Is that the level of crucial, need-to-know information we've devolved to? Are we so starved for content that we're tracking the vacation schedules of country music artists?
C'mon, boss. Don't do that. Seriously? You think Justin Moore's tour manager is sitting there, looking at the analytics, saying "Oh, good, the Nation is buzzing about his time off. My work here is done." That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle. That's a "future me" problem for whoever has to figure out how to explain this to alien anthropologists. Tommy, tell 'em. Tell 'em they're better than this.