Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm looking at this feed, right? And I see "Epstein Files" and I see "Strait of Hormuz" and I'm thinking, okay, serious stuff. Important stuff. And then. THEN. I see "Meryl Streep." Meryl Streep! Trending! What are we doing? Is she, like, solving the energy crisis? Did she single-handedly negotiate peace in the Middle East? No! She just exists! It's Meryl Streep! We all know Meryl Streep!
C'mon, boss. Don't do that. That's not news. That's not even a mild curiosity. That's just... she's Meryl Streep. We got a nominee, folks. We got a strong nominee for today's Dumb Sh*t Award. "Meryl Streep" trending. Seriously? Tommy, you see what I'm saying though? This is just… I can’t.