Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. Everyone's talking "lost" today. Briana, Jon, Maya… even Pitcher's out here sniffing for answers. And I get it, right? We're all trying to find our way. But what about the real navigation nightmare? I'm talking YouTube Premium price increase. C'mon, boss. Don't do that.
Like, seriously? We’re out here trying to avoid the existential dread of being "lost" and YouTube decides, "You know what would help? More commercials… unless you pay us more!" We got a strong nominee for "biggest buzzkill of the year" right here, folks. It's not a mistake, that's a lifestyle choice by YouTube, and it's a lifestyle I'm not signing up for. You see what I'm saying though? I’m already dodging pop-ups on everything else, now my escape hatch costs more money? Respectfully… no. I’m not judging, I’m observing. My budget is already a future me problem, and "future me" is not about to pay more so "present me" doesn't have to watch a six-second ad about car insurance. That's crazy… but it's also YouTube. I’m just gonna start narrating my own ads over the actual ads. Hit the button, Tommy. HIT the button. We're gonna make this work.