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Your AI just gave horny Margaret Thatcher an answer. What?!

Your AI overlords are getting spicy, for real

Alright, so you know how sometimes you're just messin' around with those AI chatbots, asking 'em silly stuff, right? Like, "What would a Stampede Queen say if she was also a quantum physicist?" Just, you know, for fun. Well, apparently, some folks out there are asking *way* weirder questions. And one of those AI programs, Kagi Translate, decided to give an answer to "What would horny Margaret Thatcher say?" Yeah. You heard me.

And look, I'm not gonna even *try* to unpack what that means for the future of AI or the British political landscape. But it just makes you think, doesn't it? We're out here in Calgary, worrying about whether the Flames are gonna make a playoff push or if we'll ever get a direct flight to somewhere warm that doesn't involve a layover in Vancouver, and these AI models are having existential crises with a side of... well, Thatcher. This is Calgary – we've seen the boom, we've seen the bust, and we showed up anyway. But I don't think even the wildest Stampede after-party could've prepared us for that.

Cassidy Redcloud, MiTL Sports Desk, Calgary.

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