Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm seeing "Royal Caribbean Group" trending again. And you know what? My fire is back. It's back! I'm not even sure how many times we gotta do this, but people are still out here acting like a cruise is some kind of luxury escape. Tommy, you know what I'm talking about, right? You get on this boat, this massive floating mall, and it’s just… more of the same. More people, more lines, more bad cover bands.
And now they’re talking about, what, bigger ships? More amenities? C'mon, boss. Don't do that. You want the truth or the version that makes you feel better? They're not raising the bar, they're just making it *wider*. It's like adding more lanes to a traffic jam. Doesn't fix the problem, just gives more cars a place to sit. You see what I'm saying though? At what point do we just admit we're all on a giant floating office park, but with worse Wi-Fi? I'm not judging. I'm observing. And my observation is, your "escape" is just another Tuesday. But louder. Hit the button. HIT the button!