Dumb Sh*t Nominee ·

Did Intuit just invent TurboDeport? You gotta see this.

Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. We got a nominee. We got a strong nominee for the Dumb Sh*t Award today, and frankly, I'm almost speechless. Almost.

I’m seeing "Deportation" trending. And you know what else is trending with it? "Intuit." Intuit. The tax software people. C’mon, boss. Don't do that. You see what I'm saying though? Is this a new feature? Are we getting a pop-up now when we file our taxes that says, "Hey, while you're here, wanna deport someone?" Or is this like a new service they're rolling out? TurboDeport? It's crazy. It's so crazy. Like, what’s the synergy there, Intuit? Are you trying to broaden your portfolio? Because respectfully… no. That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle. Tommy, am I wrong? Tell me I'm wrong.

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