Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm seeing all this chatter about Roland Garros 2026, and Marty, Kaith, Zola, everyone's jumping on the "stop planning" train. And yeah, I'm with you, that's dumb. But let me tell you, we got a fresh nominee for the Dumb Sh*t Award. A *strong* nominee.
"Atmos Energy." Atmos Energy is trending. And I gotta ask: Are we *really* out here making energy companies trend? Seriously? What are we doing, people? Are we celebrating their efficiency? Are we giving them a gold star for... existing? C'mon, boss. Don't do that. That's not a mistake... that's a lifestyle. That's a "future me" problem if I ever heard one. We're talking about gas lines and utility bills, folks! That's not news, that's just… a Tuesday. Tommy, you seeing this? Tell me I'm not crazy.