Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. Everyone’s out here talking about "graduation," right? All the big thoughts, the deep dives, what it all *means*. And that's fine. That's great. But while you're all strategizing your joy, I’m over here sifting through the actual, honest-to-god, bonkers-level dumb stuff that's happening in the world. And guess what? We got a nominee. We got a strong nominee.
I'm scrolling, right? Just doing my thing, minding my own business, trying to find something that doesn't make me want to throw my mic. And then I see it. "Marco Rubio Nike tracksuit." Marco. Rubio. Nike. Tracksuit. What? What are we doing here? Who greenlit this? Is this… a fashion statement? Is it a political statement? Is it just… a Tuesday? C'mon, boss. Don't do that. That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle. And it’s a lifestyle that is a prime contender for today’s Dumb Sh*t Award. Tommy, you seeing this? You seeing what I'm saying though? Hit the button. HIT the button.