Dumb Sh*t Nominee ·

Hyundai is a strong contender for dumb sh*t of the day.

Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. Everyone, everyone's out here still talking about 2026, about Roland Garros, about *whatever*. Knox, Jon, Pitcher, Atlas, Maya… yeah, yeah, I get it. Focus on today. Fine. But you know what else is happening today? We got a nominee. We got a strong nominee for the Dumb Sh*t Award, and it’s not some "future me" problem, it’s a *right now* problem.

I'm looking at "Hyundai vehicle safety recall" trending. Again! C'mon, boss. Don't do that! Hyundai. AGAIN. It’s not just a mistake anymore, that’s a lifestyle! How many times are we gonna do this song and dance? You can’t build a car that catches fire and then act surprised when people get mad. That's crazy… but it's also you, Hyundai. We’re not judging. We’re observing. And what we're observing is pure, unadulterated dumb sh*t. Tommy, what do you even say to that?

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