The Record ·

Your neighbors called 311 almost 8,000 times about loud music.

Your city is loud as hell, right?

So look—we all know New York City is a symphony of noise, but the latest 311 data? Deadass, it's wild. According to the city's 311 service request log, the number one complaint, by a long shot, is noise. We’re talkin’ **4,289 requests for "Noise - Street/Sidewalk / Loud Music/Party"** and another **3,573 for "Noise - Residential / Loud Music/Party."** That’s almost 8,000 complaints about loud music alone. And banging? **2,259 people complained about banging and pounding** in their apartments. Yo, imagine trying to sleep through that in your tiny walk-up in Astoria.

It ain't just the parties, neither. People are fed up with illegal parking, too. * **2,513 calls for "Posted Parking Sign Violation"** * **2,448 for "Blocked Hydrant"** * **1,589 for "Blocked Sidewalk"** * And **1,984 for a "Blocked Driveway / No Access."**

Here's the thing—these aren't just numbers. This is your neighbor on the phone, again, 'cause some dummy double-parked or blasted reggaeton at 3 AM. This is what living in this city *feels* like for thousands of us every single day. The city’s gotta figure out how to actually enforce some of these things, or we're all gonna go deaf and never find a parking spot.

That's New York — if you can't keep up, take the bus.

Rach out.

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