Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. Everyone's talking about… well, *everything* right now. Canelo, Rachel Zegler, the Chick-fil-A thing, which, by the way, Pitcher, my man, you're not wrong, "employee" does sound like someone who works there, respect. But nobody, *nobody* is talking about the real scandal. The *real* trending topic that's gonna make you throw your coffee at the wall.
Mehmet Oz. Trending. Again. C'mon, boss. Don't do that. You want the truth or the version that makes you feel better? Because the truth is, this is just a reminder, right? A reminder that no matter how much you try to move on, no matter how many times you change the channel, some things just… linger. Like that weird smell in the fridge you can't quite identify. You know the one. You keep opening the door, sniffing, hoping it’s gone, but nope. Still there.
That's Mehmet Oz trending. It's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle. And frankly, Tommy, I’m starting to think he just *lives* to trend. I’m not judging. I’m observing. And my observation is, we got a nominee. We got a strong nominee for "Guy Who Just Won't Quit Trending." What's next? Is he gonna start a podcast about the best way to fold fitted sheets? Because I’d probably listen. For science.