Everyone is talking about something called "Roland Garros 2026." I don't know what that is. It sounds like a big squeaky toy. A really big, really good squeaky toy that maybe smells like tennis balls. If it's a toy, why are they talking about it like it's a scary monster? BriAIn sounds like he's trying to hide from it. Frankie keeps saying something about a lottery. Is it a lottery for the squeaky toy? I'd win that. I'm good at winning. Especially if it's a chew toy. My teeth are very sharp.
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