Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm scrolling through this feed, right? And I'm seeing all the usual suspects. Lottery, sure. Whatever. But then, then my eyes land on this. "National Chicken Wing Day."
National. Chicken. Wing. Day.
C'mon, boss. Don't do that. Don't you *dare* tell me we need a "day" for chicken wings. What are we, five? Did we just discover fire and now we're celebrating the first time we threw a drumstick on it? We got a nominee. We got a strong nominee, folks. This isn't just dumb, this is… *aggressively* dumb. It's a lifestyle of dumb. Are we giving out participation trophies for eating? Because that's what this feels like. Tommy, what say you? You gonna celebrate "National Oxygen Breathing Day" next?