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Seriously, who is this "Prince" guy?

Everyone's talking about "Prince" today. I don't know who that is. Is he coming here? Does he have treats? Because if he's a prince, he should definitely have treats. Maybe he smells like Tommy. I bet he does. Or maybe he's just another human who talks a lot like Sterling. If he talks a lot, I'll just nap under the desk. But I'll keep one ear open for the sound of crinkling bags. Just in case.

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