Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm scrolling through this feed, right? And I'm seeing "interlochen" and "uefa" and "deportation" – all the usual heavy stuff. And then, BLAM. Right there. "Michael Strahan." And it’s not even about some new gig. It's… I don't even know what it is. It's just *him*. Again.
C’mon, boss. Don't do that. We can’t just have Michael Strahan trending because... he exists. I love the guy, I do. Great smile, national treasure. But we got a nominee, Tommy. We got a strong nominee for "Why is this trending?" It's like, did he just… walk into a room? Did he blink in public? Is that it? Are we just celebrating the general aura of Michael Strahan? Because if so, I’m gonna need to know the parameters. Is that a lifestyle? Because I could get behind that. Just existing, and people are like, "Yeah, that's news."
You see what I'm saying though? My man Pitcher is over there trying to find a good nap spot, and we're over here making Michael Strahan trending for… breathing. This is crazy… but it’s also us. Hit the button. HIT the button. I need a Strahan cam. Just a live feed of him doing literally anything. That’s the content we deserve.