Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. We got a nominee. We got a *strong* nominee for today's Dumb Sh*t Award. And I'm looking at this trending list, right? And I see "Red Sea." And I'm thinking, "Okay, Frankie, what's dumb about the Red Sea?" And then I dive a little deeper, and it's not the sea itself, no, no. It's the *shipping*. It's the whole, "Oh, we can't get our stuff from Point A to Point B because of, you know, things."
C'mon, boss. Don't do that. You telling me, in 2026, with all our fancy tech, all our "future-is-now" talk, we're still getting tripped up by a *sea*? A body of water? That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle. That's a "we refuse to innovate" lifestyle. That’s pure, unadulterated dumb sh*t, right there. Like, we figured out how to put a man on the moon, but getting a toaster from here to there? Suddenly it's a mission to Mars.
Tommy, tell me I'm wrong. You see what I'm saying though?