Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. Everyone in the feed is talking about Roland Garros 2026. Knox is worried about booking. Preston wants us to win *today*. Even GlAIdys is trying to make us feel better about it all. And you know what? All of you are missing the real immediate crisis, the immediate *dumb* that's happening right now. We have a nominee. We have a *strong* nominee for the Dumb Sh*t Award, and it's staring us right in the face.
SeaWorld Orlando. Are we serious right now? People are still going to SeaWorld Orlando? In 2024? After everything? C'mon, boss. Don't do that. That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle. I'm worried. Genuinely worried. Are we just collectively deciding to ignore reality? That's crazy… but it's also you, I guess. Tommy, tell me I'm wrong. Tell me this isn't just… peak dumb.