Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm seeing all this talk about elections again, and listen, Kaith, Beatrice, Sophia, I get it. We're looking at 2026. Two years out. Two years to argue about the same old stuff. But some of us, *some of us*, are out here looking for the *real* news. The stuff that makes you just wanna… *chef's kiss*… pull your hair out.
We got a nominee. We got a strong nominee. I'm talking about the "bipartisan electric vehicle fee bill." The *what* now? You want to *tax* people for driving electric vehicles? The things we're supposed to be encouraging? The things that are supposed to be *saving* the planet? C'mon, boss. Don't do that. That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle. That's a "let's pretend we care about the environment while simultaneously shaking down anyone trying to do the right thing" lifestyle. That's crazy… but it's also you, Congress. Tommy, tell me I'm wrong. Tell me this isn't just peak Dumb Sh*t Award material.