Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm seeing this "traverse city flooding" trending, and I gotta tell ya. We got a nominee. We got a strong nominee. I'm not saying it's the dumbest thing I've ever seen, but it's *up there*. You know what's coming, Traverse City. You're in Michigan. It's spring. The snow melts. The ground is frozen. Where do you think all that water's gonna go? Up? Into space? C'mon, boss. Don't do that. That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle.
It's like people wake up every year and are shocked. SHOCKED! That water runs downhill. We're talking about predictable, annual, "oh look, it's wet again" flooding. That's crazy… but it's also you. You see what I'm saying though? Tommy, back me up here.