Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm seeing all this talk about Nokia stock, and personal injury lawyers, and even Robert Bevan, the Idaho lottery winner. And frankly, I'm bored. B-O-R-E-D. Because you know what? None of that even scratches the surface of the truly *dumb* stuff happening out there.
We got a nominee. We got a strong nominee, folks. I'm talking about "truck injury attorney." No, no, Tommy, don't look at me like that. It's not *just* a search term. It's the *mindset* behind it. It's the person who thinks, "You know what my life needs right now? A truck. And then, IMMEDIATELY after, an injury involving said truck. And then, even *more* immediately, a lawyer to help me capitalize on this perfectly avoidable situation." C'mon, boss. Don't do that. That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle. Tommy, weigh in. You see what I'm saying though?