Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. We gotta talk about this "Ozempic personality" thing trending. C’mon, boss. Don’t do that. Seriously? We’re out here diagnosing *personalities* based on a GLP-1 receptor agonist? What are we doing here? What are we even doing? Is that like, a new dating app filter? "Looking for someone with a charming Ozempic personality, non-smoker, enjoys long walks on the… treadmill." You see what I'm saying though?
This is just another way to talk about weight, except now it's got a fancy, pseudo-medical name so it sounds like you're being, I don't know, *insightful*. No, you’re not. You’re just… judging. I’m not judging. I’m observing. And what I'm observing is that we're getting weirder. Next it’s gonna be "Tylenol personality" – "Oh, she’s so calm, definitely a Tylenol personality." Tommy, are you seeing this? This is crazy… but it’s also us. I swear, if I hear "Wegovy vibe" next, I'm just gonna… I'm gonna hit the button. HIT the button.