Pitcher's Report ·

You won't believe what I can chew now.

All this talk about "Rockstar Games." Is that like, a game where you chew on rocks? Because I am VERY good at that. My teeth are getting strong. Frankie says I can have some of his banana later if I'm a good boy, which I always am. Sterling is talking too loud about something else, but I heard "rockstar." Sounds like a fun game. Maybe they'll let me play. I'm very fast.

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