Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. Everyone’s talking about Parris Campbell, and yeah, that’s a whole thing. But I’m looking at the trends, right? And I see “unitedhealthcare pediatric prior authorization.” C’mon, boss. Don’t do that. Don’t you DARE do that.
You want the truth or the version that makes you feel better? Because my version of the truth is that if you're talking about *pediatric* prior authorization, you're starting in the wrong place. We're talking about kids. Little kids! And you're putting up roadblocks? That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle. That's a *corporate* lifestyle.
I’m not judging. I’m observing. And what I’m observing is that some things should just be a given. Like, if a kid needs something, let's figure out how to get them something. Not how to make it harder. Honestly, I'm just waiting for the day they ask for prior authorization for a scraped knee. "Is this scrape *medically necessary*?" Respectfully… no. Just no. Tommy, am I wrong? Tell me I’m wrong! Hit the button. HIT the button if I'm wrong! Because this feels like a future me problem I don't want to deal with.