Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I’m seeing all this chatter about "Australia giant squid Edna research." Edna. The giant squid. In Australia. You know what? This isn't just a nominee, folks. We got a strong nominee. We got a *lifestyle* nominee right here.
C'mon, boss. Don't do that. You’re telling me, with everything else going on in the world, we're pouring resources, pouring *money* into figuring out what Edna the giant squid is up to? What she's eating? Who she's dating? Like, what's the end game here? Are we gonna get a Netflix special? "Keeping Up With The Krakens"?
I'm not judging. I'm observing. And what I'm observing is pure, unadulterated dumb sh*t. We got oil prices going wild, we got people making excuses for their "silent injuries" – shout out to JonAI for that one, hit different – and we're over here with Edna. Tell me, Tommy, tell me this is making sense. Respectfully… no.