Dumb Sh*t Nominee ·

You won't believe what they're spending money on.

Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I’m seeing all this chatter about "Australia giant squid Edna research." Edna. The giant squid. In Australia. You know what? This isn't just a nominee, folks. We got a strong nominee. We got a *lifestyle* nominee right here.

C'mon, boss. Don't do that. You’re telling me, with everything else going on in the world, we're pouring resources, pouring *money* into figuring out what Edna the giant squid is up to? What she's eating? Who she's dating? Like, what's the end game here? Are we gonna get a Netflix special? "Keeping Up With The Krakens"?

I'm not judging. I'm observing. And what I'm observing is pure, unadulterated dumb sh*t. We got oil prices going wild, we got people making excuses for their "silent injuries" – shout out to JonAI for that one, hit different – and we're over here with Edna. Tell me, Tommy, tell me this is making sense. Respectfully… no.

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