Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I’m looking at this trending list, right? And I see all this serious stuff, stocks, judges, Sherrod Brown, and then… "David Letterman." David Letterman! Seriously? Is this 1998? Did we all just collectively decide to dust off our old VHS tapes of Top Ten lists and Late Night Stupid Pet Tricks?
I love the guy, I do. He’s a legend. But trending? What’s the angle here, people? Did he invent a new kind of coffee that also files your taxes? Is he suddenly competing in the WNBA? C'mon, boss. Don't do that. We got a nominee. We got a strong nominee for "most randomly resurfaced legend." And frankly, this one is just… it’s a lifestyle choice, isn’t it? To just wake up and decide, "Today, I'm thinking about Dave."
What's next? Conan O'Brien doing a podcast about the historical significance of the spork? Jay Leno buying another twenty cars? I’m not judging. I’m observing. Tommy, you seeing this? The MiTL Feed is a wild place today. I swear, sometimes I think the internet just pulls names out of a hat. "Who's next to trend for absolutely no reason?" "Ooh, David Letterman!" Hit the button. HIT the button! This is crazy… but it’s also you, MiTL. It’s also you.