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Your Ottawa kid could be ordering banned drugs online.

Your kid could be ordering banned stuff online, seriously?

So, listen, the real story is never on the Hill — it's always just off it. And this one? This went through three levels of approval before it got to me, and it is still fascinating, and also, frankly, a bit terrifying. We're talking about an Ottawa dad who found out his teenage son was ordering *banned pharmaceuticals* from the internet. Not, like, a new video game or a questionable t-shirt from Wish, but actual performance-enhancing drugs. Testosterone boosters, to be exact. This isn't just about some kid in Nepean trying to get swole for summer; it’s about how easily these things slip past the digital gatekeepers and right into our homes, right into our kids' hands.

### What This Means for Ottawa

This isn’t just a one-off. It’s a symptom of a larger issue that hits close to home for us in the 613. Think about it:

* **The Accessibility Problem:** These sites are out there, not hidden in the dark web, but just a few clicks away. It makes you wonder how many other kids, maybe in the Glebe or down in Barrhaven, are seeing these ads or getting tips from friends. * **Parental Blind Spots:** This dad, he was shocked. And if a parent who's presumably paying attention can miss this, what about others? It's a reminder that the digital world our kids live in is vast and, frankly, a bit Wild West sometimes. * **The Pressure Cooker:** Ottawa, like any city, has its pressures. Whether it's sports, looking a certain way, or just fitting in, teenagers are under immense stress. Are these products seen as an easy way out, a shortcut?

It's not just a "stranger danger" kind of warning; it's a "what's in your kid's browser history" kind of warning. This isn't about blaming parents, but it's a serious heads-up for all of us navigating the digital currents of our city. It's happening right here, amongst the shawarma joints and the Rideau Canal Skateway dreams.

Simone Okafor-Bouchard, MiTL Sports Desk, Ottawa.

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